My entire political and moral philosophy begins and ends with the Mary Poppins lyric “Although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.”

ME: "Lord, I'm fucking exhausted and I don't have time to do anything at all." ALSO ME: "What if we redid the bathroom, only I MAKE all the tile?"

Retweet this if you are going to vote every single chance you get until you're dead.

I DRAW THE LINE! I HAVE FOUND THE LINE AND I HAVE DRAWN IT! OH, THE PERMANENCE OF THE MARKER WITH WHICH I HAVE DRAWN THE LINE SHALL MAKE MORTALS GNASH THEIR TEETH IN DESPAIR!

Harry said to me some time ago, "If you saw thousands of refugees wearily dragging their feet along the dusty roads of war, in your youth & now in your old age you see the same thing happening again to innocent people and do not raise your voice against it you've got no humanity"

I have yet to hear a good reason why 800,000 federal workers need to miss a paycheck just to negotiate on border security.

honestly the worst part of Gifted Kid syndrome for me is that if I do anything creative or work-related at a level that is above average or below, I take it as an automatic failure it has to be /above/ above average before I feel like I have actually done okay

The voting age should be whatever the age of the youngest person tried as an adult was.

Mommy, a real person Anne Thériault My middle name is the name my dad wanted but my mom would not allow. I’m sure this is true for many kids.

TL;DR: it's bullshit legislation that will kill pregnant patients in need of an abortion and throw doctors into prison for upholding their Hippocratic Oath #NoAbortionBan x.com/andreagrimes/s…

My kids’ right to survive a day at school outweighs your right to own any kind of gun you want. It just does.

Retweet if you are angry and done with the status quo. Retweet if you are done with nonsense bandaid fixes. Retweet if you believe that arming our children’s educators is absolutely insane.

Twitter: “I’m not sexist. I just don’t support HER.” Me: Who do you mean? Hillary? Twitter: Yup Me: Dianne Feinstein? Twitter: Her too. Me: Nancy Pelosi? Twitter: Oh, yeah. Her too. Me: Kamala Harris? Twitter: Her too. I’m definitely not sexist though, okay.