I know my kid really appreciated me waking him up this morning by singing Lusty Month of May from Camelot. Tra la! It’s here! That shocking time of year!

In the following tweet, Chris says that he doesn’t believe that anyone wants this.

I can tell you that people in Kingston absolutely do want this lol. They used to have an early train that was discontinued during covid and people here complain all the time about losing it.

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Texts with my sister

I have noticed that, and I do think it’s kinda weird.

On the other hand, I don’t envy Americans in Europe. As a Canadian (i.e. assumed to be American) it was pretty wild to experience some of the weird disdain and condescension, all of which evaporated when they learned I was 🇨🇦

Not only is my paperback now out & in bookstores, but I also wrote a piece recently that I really loved. Here's my short essay for Dirt & Are.na about holy scents. are.na/editorial/worl…

I like how she really looks like she’s been in the sauce, too - half undressed, lounging, random flowers sticking out of her cleavage

I get it, I too have tooth demons

I texted my friend about a questionable thing and she replied, “I love when we hate things together.” I told her that hating things together is my love language. I hope they never tear us apart etc

Relatable

I love Chris Pine, he is such a natural weirdo. I don’t know if his vibe is theatre kid or coastal Californian or what, but we should just get him do his thing. He is happy, he is thriving, he is hydrated and in his lane, he is enjoying life and we are all just along for the ride

A few weeks ago I mentioned on here that I would love to live in Sicily, in part because of all the fresh, delicious seafood. Then last week I mentioned all of the amazing chowder I ate in Ireland. Someone said, “you just want to live on and island and eat seafood.” Yes. Accurate