Jake Tapper on the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast? Apologies Mr. Tapper, I was unfamiliar with your game

brought dinner to a screeching halt by saying my favorite film of the year was Challengers. No one knew what it was and I refused to explain

Day 13 in my childhood home: I've developed an eye twitch

I’m so tempted to buy a Saquon jersey

Chappell playing in my dentist’s office rn…her new marketing is working

This is the only bright spot in my day

Basically it’s giving Kant

any millennial who was bewitched by the ikea monkey has been set up for failure

please stay educated

hard launch of my funky bones! please give it a read wapo.st/48eXRbN

chatgpt is putting hard-working astrologers out of business

I’m contacting an etsy witch to send any amount of snow to the rockies by next week

The message was delivered on the crust of an Imo’s pizza

oskee wow-wow

my god.