I need this truth to be declared on a loudspeaker about 24 times a day. Maybe 48 on some days. You know what I mean?

If we're not meant to have a midnight snack, why is their a light in the refrigerator??😂😂😊😊

Does anybody ever sit down and then when you hear a crack your like oh shit that's not a chair its a plastic shoe rack that looks like a chair 😂😂😉😉