Tonight, we steal the moon!

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

father figure 🧡 #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

Alright fine I’ll say it - Taylor Swift left middle kids out of Eldest Daughter…typical.

“where art thou why not uponeth me”

G.I.L.B.S.

not everyone can handle a girl who loves corned beef hash

i am not immune to being hypnotized by the beauty of music i understand snakes in that regard

wishing so much harm on anyone who calls child rape “sex with underage women”

bad bunny was so good i almost forgot that kevin, stuart, and bob aren’t expected to return for the new minions movie

They don’t let you see your phone’s clock in Candy Crush for the same reason they don’t let you see them in Vegas casinos

bugs when you lift up a rock

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate. “If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

Reminder:

David protein bars, Josh wine, what next freaking Kevin bacon??

2 weeks till ur sad i do not care about the weather you will be sad this summer

How I found out Niall Horan does NOT have a prosthetic leg(1/2)

I took her to my river and I creeked it