Just showed someone where the bathroom was and said ‘enjoy guys’

Thot leadership

I think William probably will deliver the couch tomorrow

I’ve actually gotten addicted to stereograms help

CHEDDAR CHEESEEEEEEE

lit off the hot toddy misspelling on the Sunday crossword thank you very much

White people be like this is my dog nala

The way Bridgerton is literally just porn like

You can always tell when someone is wearing fleece lined tights btw

Never getting cracked again by Fleetwood Mac

I’m lowkey the model of a modern major general

I’ve been socializing like I’ve never met a human before recently

Friends and I created a concept for a date. If it’s someone u like but you would would never ever see romantically it’s like ugh just went out with cousin bun

People who say ‘and all that good stuff’ at work to cover up the stuff they don’t know kill me

Bro when British people invented calling something cheeky like…they really did that

Bro it’s not gowani…it’s gowanus

I’m looking for a man in gowanus. Six five ⬆️Blue eyes👀

Life wouldn’t be so bad if I could chain smoke malboro golds on the commuter train

When prince said act your age not your shoe size it’s was like…wow

Just saw a bird eating a worm…classic😏