If you wanna be my uncle / You gotta get with my aunt

Oklahomans making $31k a year when a billionaire gets taxed:

I sip green, my labubus are fake, I’ve never smoked exotic, my pills are pressed, my denim isn’t selvedge, my amino acid profile is imbalanced, my thyroid is hyperactive, I’ve never touched a band, I don’t even know where Erewhon is, I’m too broke to sub to your substack

Don’t care also I saw a ghost in your bathroom

damn my ex really ugly af why y'al didnt tell me

they say i touch myself that’s why im quiet

i never put on sunscreen so i’ll probably get skin cancer. i smoke tons of cigarettes so ill probably get lung cancer. im honest and temperamental so you’re probably going to shatter me

No i hope they pass away ❤️

You can be under 25 just don’t do it around me

Yall be joking about falling in love in two weeks and i do not

Charlie Kirk survived the gunshot wound but I ran up while everyone was fleeing and punched him in the chest 74 times and then he passed

Jesus, how much attention does this lady need? Move on lol

I fucking hate fucking israel

If i eated soap. I dont eat it because i did. No i didnt ❤️