Someone bring me a buzzball please or some shots. These pts got me fucked up today

All my friends do is party party party when the fuck are we going bowling

Honestly fuck these patients and their bullshit! I’m over it today

This dumb ass pt today decided she would yell at me like a psycho over a mask and decided she would go tell on me to my Dr for apparently being rude to her. Well my Dr went in to the exam room scolded her and discharged her from our practice. Now I’m satisfied w/ my company 😂😂

Idk if it’s just me but my biggest pet peeve is when I put out a recycle bag and everyone puts their recycle on my table and leaves it there.

I really need me a sugar daddy🙄

missionary slaps harder when you're in love and you're doing it raw

A healthy relationship with disrespectful sex is all I want.

I googled my symptoms, turns out I need a trip to Mexico with mucho Tequila…

Does anyone else also not let there dogs out when it’s super windy?

gofund.me/97032657 #GoFundMe Most supportive, loving, strong, brave mom that I have!💙🙏🏼✨

if you want her, make her feel it

Tuesday is my favorite fucking day of the week😁😁 I have no idea why but Tuesdays are my happy days

I cant wait for vacation!! 3 more days😁😁

i miss smiling at my phone when i got a text my life is boring now

Intimacy is beyond kisses, cuddles, & sex. It's when youre not feeling good & your partner is rubbing on you, checking on u, having deep talks explaining your insecurities. Intimacy is calling & checking on your partner making sure they ate or took their meds. It's more than sex.

I swear, I can’t with these patients. I just had someone come in and try to bribe me into scheduling them in today as an emergency appt for an issue he has had for 6 months🤦🏽‍♀️

i wanna be hugged and hugged and hugged so bad.