why do i hear a bunch of thuds outside and it was someone driving through the lawn of my apts 😭 it’s always something

i wonder… 😉

crazy that they played a football game at rihanna’s pregnancy reveal

y’all ever heard of the back rooms? i’m literally invested now i need to know everything

ooo a rich bitch

watched all the hunger games this week again so i feel it’s only fitting i watch the starving games 😭😂

lol my fuckin heart 🙃

me talking to carson 😭

i’m so excited for the good things coming soon

FUCK CANCER

if you don’t milk a cow, what happens? i’m genuinely confused because vegans don’t be drinking milk but like… what’s worse for a cow getting a lil squeeze or having that shit build up? someone answer my questions please 😭😂

a normal sized bottle of ranch is almost the same as minimum wage.

May I choke on my spit every time I discuss my business with the wrong people.

thinking about how carson dropped and spilled his whole drink earlier and after the very nice worker cleans up the mess he proceeds to spill the whole mop bucket 😭😂

Sorry for not answering I was busy Me: "busy"

someone call 911, my kid starts school this year?? i’m gonna throw up

holy shit i still have this app

that tiktok sound “oh how i love being a women” brings out the leo in me “oh how i love being a leo” 🥰😘

DONT read “i’m glad my mom died” unless you wanna bawl the whole time 😭

something absolutely sending me right now is being a 24 year old mom and finding myself relating to the 30 year old moms trying to embarrass their kids LOL