“NFL exclusively on Youtube” “Mr Beast teaming up with NFL” “NFL getting rid of the chain gang” “7 hours of Redzone football starts now”

twitter is a beach and my brain is a metal detector. just sweeping for a beep

Hey Little Caesars Pizza my parents bought a pizza today as a direct result of seeing an ad during Jets/Steelers so let your sports marketing people know they're doing great

The locker room postgame speech from KOC giving out a game ball to JJ is going to hit like crack

As someone who has embraced the pink wig since 2018 (collage of me and the girls attached) I just want to say DUBS IN THE CHAT. Studbudz you'll always be famous

Happy Pythagorean Triple Square Day! Today’s date is made of 3 perfect squares and they form a Pythagorean triple: 3² + 4² = 5² This only happens once a century.

Going to Europe tomorrow so I'm eating a 12 piece chik fil a meal with sweet tea on the same side of the table as my bf like an American last supper

Just spent $9 buying a bottle of water at JFK ama

Shoutout to MY Minnesota Vikings defense who scored 2x Bijan Robinson in fantasy football this week. Isaiah Rodgers you will be remembered

I always try to conquer local public transportation when I visit a city, and today's trips on the Paris Metro were lovely. Antiquated that you have to get a physical metro card no tap to pay, but so clean, easy and clear to get around, pretty quick. I love trains. Thanks.

Do you tear up when you see an old dog with a grey face moving slowly on a walk or are you normal

NBA is back I don't care if it's a preseason game, MY Minnesota Timberwolves are playing the beautiful game so yes I turned off October baseball for this game in Target Center

Sometimes I see stuff like this and I'm like phew I actually am NOT!!!!