I actually spent my bar mitzvah money to fund my rap career, & I actually wired a rapper 10’s of thousands of dollars back in the day only to get ghosted right after sending the money! (Wasn’t YG thank goodness) It all got resolved eventually & I’m currently very happy in life

New best pick up line of all time

5 years ago on this date exactly, this pilot episode of TV aired and changed my life forever!!! Thank you to everyone who made my dreams come true, I can’t wait for you to see what’s coming next

This was my first radio freestyle ever, I was ugly but raw

who else love bloopers

Dave is for the kids 😂

Thank you Brandon Graham !!!

Wendy is real

This type of thing needs to keep happening , we need all the 1 on 1s

This is an all timer

Shut up I know I’m late but goddammit Dave 😂🔥

5.1-5.3 inches is the average sized you know what in the USA

Alexa what is gunk

Happy earth day!

Come on home

A reminder that DAVE has the greatest television episode about the met gala of all time.

Best XXL class ever

I bend the beat over and I kiss its ears softly…then I go in

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Happy 4th of July! Make sure to bring your salmon