I mean this in the nicest possible way and with utmost respect Simon. Get the fuck off our golf courses.

Are people honestly saying £25m for Saint Maximan is PIF cheating? £47m Mitrovic £105m Declan Rice £55m Mason Mount If anything they've ripped Newcastle off!

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Whoaoao !!!!

Gotta get up a bit earlier than this to get one past old Heckle

Uk/Uk combination the most profitable same country combo in Triton invitational history! Am I wrong Triton Poker ??? :)

Alright then, let's go!

Money gone, but time was saved :) still thoroughly enjoyed playing Triton Poker amazing they keep putting on great stop after great stop.

Awful UK weather is actually delightful on a day you've no need to leave the house!

We just don't comprehend how, lucky we are to watch Tiger play golf, even today after everything that's happened to him. The GOAT of GOATs

The banks really have brainwashed into thinking that they're the light bearers of financial integrity haven't they.

Letsss go captain, northerners coming to battle :)

Fold!

Jaz played a blinder but Harry just a bit too lucky. I really thought he'd got it when she wrote H... Unreal TV that #jazathacristie

In these hugely divided times, a little reminder that it is possible to all just get along...

still got a few tricks in the old locker ;)

Let's go Henrik Hecklen - the team of the people!

Amazing

Isak - top3 world #9, 3 years contract, only real no9 at Newc, no obvious replacements and Newc in no PSR danger.... In what world would £110m ever be enough to sell to a PL rival? If they weren't/aren't going to offer 140m (fair price) what was the point in any of this?

Isak is so upset with how Newcastle have treated him but isn't offended at all by Liverpool basically publicly saying - "you're not as valuable as Florian Wirtz" Liverpool really want you, but only on the cheap?