i’m right where you left me

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if shrek 3 came out today, the shrek babies could overtake grogu and the minions as millennial’s favorite creature

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im reading dune & everytime a sandworm is mentioned i imagine the alaskan bullworm from spongebob

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goal for eevee community day:

i actually got in a car crash to this song

moving houses means your family finds your vibrator five different times because they can’t stop touching your fucking shit