fuck it, the entire Oppenheimer movie

Getting a 6 dollar cold brew and only drinking a third of it then forgetting about it for days is such a fulfilling experience

Do they make candles that smell like hot sauce?

Life is a never ending fight against becoming a fitness influencer and every day, millions of people lose the ongoing battle

The second they invent time travel im bringing an air fryer to the 1600s

All these covid tests got me feelin like a lil chemist 👨🏾‍🔬🧪⚗️

How can Geno Smith get an x-ray in 15 minutes but I hve to wait the length of 3 football games

I think ive spent actual years of my life folding just socks

Who the fuck told that guy to say “I’m so gangster, I’m so thug” in Hey Soul Sister???

Spotify was wrong, my most played genre was “songs that make u dance like those mfers in charlie brown”

Can you even tell the difference between being ghosted and your ex dying?

Im gonna get a stanley cup just to sip henny out of it

New videos show that it was *the cops* who did the attacking. Two NYPD cops harassed a group of young Latino men just cause. Then, in an attempt to falsely arrest one of the men, the cops grabbed & attacked him. The man's friends then tried to defend him from a beatdown & arrest.

There needs to be a “im legit just grabbing one thing” line at every store on the planet

More like Joel Embiitch

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

whoever decided to spell that shit “phonetic” was absolutely devious

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Sorry Soulja Boy, but my swag is actually already on when I wake up

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