Stupid dumb baby has high cholesterol, has to go for a stupid dumb baby walk for her stupid dumb baby health

I think this one's a winner

The worst part about lowering my cholesterol is that I can no longer eat orange chicken every meal every day anymore

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with wanting to move to LA and start a career in entertainment, you may be entitled to attend this super awesome panel tomorrow!!

Had one margarita and have been buzzed for 45 minutes, what's wrong with me where does it end

Does anyone in LA know a nail salon that won't MAKE FUN OF ME for having short nails? This has happened to me more than once!!!

Our neighbor just yelled at my boyfriend through our wall for babytalking to our cats.

Did stand up for the first time (via Zoom) (for a class show) and it went ok!!

I get so much pleasure from seeing people post ugly photos of their bad food. Love this for you. Eat your garbage.

If you have something to say behind my back, say it to my face like 20 feet away so I can't hear you I don't want my feelings hurt

Devastating- I don’t look cool in bike shorts

The most positive thing Tiktok has added to my life is getting me to eat my salads like a dip with tortilla chips I'll never be healthy again

Got acrylic nails for the first time and suddenly I'm a baby who doesn't know how to use her hands

Just flew back from Cabo and boy are my arms drunk

Pour one out for the guy I went on one date with in high school who just liked a bikini photo of me from 2015

Broccolini would be a really good dog name