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OI. NOW YOU FINALLY ADMIT YOU ONLY EXIST TO GET ON MY NERVES, THANCRED? ABOUT BLOODY TIME... [hiatus]

// “hey you should check my bio :^)” he says, the binch...

H A. Take *that*!

tranny devito “If you need me to.../Steppe in/, you can just ask.” She couldn’t help herself for that one, really.

Wait, so yesterday I wasn’t hearing things? ...Is Thancred fucking Zodiark? OLD MAN, DOES UFRIANNE KNOW YOU’RE FUCKING A G O D?

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Finally I reign supreme against you baguettes. [Translation: Baguettes = Every single Elezen she knows.]

// U G H this child finallly did the Vault since I couldn’t avoid it any longer BUT. I managed to heal it pretty good after fearing heal it again after many months from my first awful bad one. BUT NOW I’M MAUDLIN IN THIS SPEAKEASY...

I HEARD THANCRED GOT MIDDLE NAMED SO I CAME RUNNING

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// Actually taking the time to click on other NPCs during MSQ leads to pAINFUL DISCOVERIES FOR ME...LIKE THIS

UKULELE MY BOY I’M COMING-

// TFW you disconnect from main scenario rou and have time to come in and mock Gaius and pick his nose and call him a load of barnacles AND ACCIDENTALLY HAVE UR PET ATTACK HIM AND DIE IN THE FIGHT BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE FINISHES

Something in Eorzea: Happens Cara: ...My carbuncle did it, not me.

How did I ever stay awake when Lalabread spoke? I always tune out Thancred, so that was no better all that time ago in that damn...panini? Pantry? I don’t remember what it was.

...You stepped in what?

[Grins innocently.]

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