So, this is awkward. We're still here. And will be on December 31st. But super sweet that you all love us so much that the thought of us leaving got us so much attention! PS - we made Pop free to everyone this month! 🎁

Reading this makes me feel like this

The plan? The first-ever edible mascot. We sponsor a college football game, have a PopTart mascot rise out of a giant toaster, dance around the whole game, make everyone fall in love with it, and lower it back down into the toaster to its death where an edible PopTart comes out

Currently watching people fight in the Planet Fitness parking lot. Why would I pay more than 20 dollars a month for any other gym? The ambiance here is perfect.

i never lose an argument i just start doin this

Me when my girl suddenly tells me she loves Drake and wants to go to a “meat and greet”

me at the aquarium trying to make personal connections with the fish

This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6

Violently and publicly

snoopy pizza

my friend is having some kind of squidward Related midlife crisis

co-star coming through with complete accuracy today. great

so many men on here are actually gay