In the right eyes, you will always be art

Every single person you’ve ever matched with on a dating app:

All I’m saying is..having a little extra weight hasn’t stopped me from getting who I want.

This woman said: My ex set the bar really high. He planned dates, took me on trips, paid bills, invested in my business ideas, brought me flowers weekly, kept money in my pocket, cooked for me, planned staycations for me to have time to myself, helped with the kids, never yelled

Unhappy to report that everyone on hinge is ugly 🫩

It turns out treating men with interest and kindness actually isn’t the move ? Because I just started treating this man like a hoe and suddenly the messages went from 15 hours to hourly to a “something feels off here, what’s going on”

April is the last month I’m letting anyone come visit and stay w/ me free of charge and it’s PACKED. Time to lock in.

life is hard but at least I don't have a baby with my ex

Like, getting my pussy ate is great… but imagine how much better it would be if that man took me out and made me laugh, whispered to me abt how good I’ma taste later, and rubbed my thigh in the car and then ate me down when he got me back… IMAGINE

They didn’t do anything about those files just like they aren’t going to do anything over this whole threat tweet thing. Be so for real.

mandándole mensajes a un hombre que claramente no me soporta

Great, now i gotta pretend to be the ‘cool girl’. How exhausting.

I think when I was a younger man there were times I didn't understand that the absolute kindest thing you can do for someone is stay out of their life forever lmao

Being a villager without a village is TOUGH.

I ran a half marathon yesterday with a head cold so basically i am unstoppable