DMX really snapped with what these bitches want from a nigga?! Cause fr what do these bitches want man 😭

white ppl talking about they hear the saxophones playing like no bruh you hear them banjos

CHUCK INGLISH said it. CIA please we give up. We have thrown in the towel. We are waving the white flag. Please leave my people alone. 😭

this is the shit i be talking about! fucking 10-20 year old cars with 100k+ miles being listed for $15k-$20k smh

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

Appetizers being the same price as entrees is kind of crazy

If you miss a court date you go to jail but the former attorney general can just not show up for a congressional subpoena and it's nothing.

There are too many emails. Too many texts. Too many accounts. Too many logins. Too many apps. Too many rewards programs. Too many fundraisers. Too many appointments. Too many virtual meetings. Too many newsletters. Too many forms. Too many social media platforms. My brain hurts.

aight now everybody can’t be the biggest snake

aww shittt preciate the check in my guy 💯 #4L

I don’t think people understand a lot of the perks of a dispensary is being on your time

“do i look like a vending machine drinking ah nigga??” nah i felt that LMFAOOO

Tom Cotton Yea let’s send American tax dollars to bomb kids in foreign countries and then clutch our pearls about weed. You’re such a disingenuous piece of shit.

We had a real life white woman fake being black in an NAACP role. Why wouldn't it be on the internet?

Bron doing this at 41 and Zion laid up eating a seafood boil with willow ryder

When this dude dies they’re going to tell us that he was actually a very good person and we should feel very sad that a human life was lost

Man I gotta get off twitter fr

LMFAOOOO