What life feels like when you finally accept that going back is no longer an option

learn to accept when someone doesn’t want you. everybody won’t choose you, stop embarrassing yourself.

a girl on tiktok said “unspoken expectations are premeditated resentments” and wow yes

We don’t actually know what we want… we just know what we think will make us feel something.

busy weekend

9 year old me when avril lavigne said "hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

fuck teams, fuck authenticator, fuck excel, fuck KPI’s, fuck outlook, fuck your friendly reminders too

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

this dirty soda trend is the nastiest shit ever like are you seriously drinking Sprite Milk

music is honestly one of the best parts of being alive.

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

Trying to explain this to someone who didn’t live through 2011 is hard lol

4pm nap with heavy rain outside

I swear to God if RFK comes for my Vyvanse and Wellbutrin it’s gonna be up and stuck in this bitch

Me arriving at work after spending 2 days off