Why is Ezekiel Elliott running with a full size Motel 6 bathroom towel tucked in his pants?

In MY area??? What luck I have

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30 eggs in one day is light work. Scramble them hoes up real fluffy like and it might only be a 2,3 hour job

Remember those weirdo Detroit Rams fans? Man they are gonna be so conflicted in a few weeks.

RIP to a #realhooper and a #realbeater 🫡

This shark fried up Woody something fierce. Absolutely cooked him. Look at his face he can't believe what he's hearing.

Complete chaos at the Brez, lol, when the doggy ref joined Zeke and Friends during halftime.

Freshman Xavier Booker is starting today vs. Ohio State, Tom Izzo just said on pre-game radio.

Just hit his tenth 3p

"Y'all think y'all the greatest thing since sliced bread. Y'all ain't that good in New York. Y'all overrated." "Just 'cause y'all make good pizza and good bagels...I ain't gonna say nothing bad about the street meat. I love the street meat." x.com/NBAonTNT/statu…

your first-place Michigan State Spartans.

Guy like me can’t wait for the Rich Famous Actor Parlay Do you know Kupp and Kyren? I do, they’re my Hollywood Nabers.

I was skeptical of the Simpsons NFL Game and then I saw Moe kick a field goal

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Insanely busy day tomorrow.

“I’m gonna worry today about the guys I got in this program and that’s it. If that costs me later, so be it.” Don’t even bother asking Tom Izzo about the transfer portal this week