The──???? "Hello????" Who's child is this?

"Ah, I see." He is still. . . slightly concerned.

"OH──." Oops. Let's just say he's not familiar with all of his children's. . . children. "It's nice to meet one of my grandchildren." It feels weird saying that, but!!

"Do. . . you need a hug??" How is he supposed to handle situations like this?? He's never ( really ) been much of a father, huh?

"Ah, it's alright, I suppose you can." He's gonna have to get used to it anyways, right?

"My anger isn't nearly as awful as it was centuries ago, so I wouldn't worry about it." He chuckled a bit, and though he was surprised by the sudden hug, he allowed it. Maybe it isn't so bad being a. . . grandparent.

He elicited a brief hum in thought, before responding. "I guess I got the Olympian equivalent to 'anger management', though there are times where my anger ( still ) gets to me. Though, not for small things anymore, at least."

//: i think I'm gonna make a deadly class account, an umbrella academy account, and a sloth account next 😔🔪 i got big plans lads

———— ( ♕. )⠀❛ that's one badass stapler ! *⠀༷ ✧⠀༌ ╱╱ number five 'five' hargreeves ; fifty eight year old trapped in a thirteen year old's body &&. an effective problem solver whom is always cleaning up after his family ; canon character. descriptive &&. mature themes.

. . . hi.

He chuckled a bit in response to his grandchild. "Mm, that'll probably take ( a lot ) longer."

. . . is this in referral to him?

he has. . . ( so ) many kids???

HE DOESN'T FUCK PEOPLE THAT MUCH ANYMORE????

i swear that i have stopped putting my dick in everything that breathes, okay.

THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST FUCKING EMERGING FROM EVERY PART OF MY BODY WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE AT THIS POINT.

i put you in this world, i'm not afraid to take you out.

he's been told that he's quite vulgar, yes.

"I admire your hope. Perhaps some day, I'll have full control over my anger" Cue another little chuckle. She sure likes to poke his cheek.

being a grandfather and also centuries old is strange.