"Amerika akina Obama bado wanatetea vyama vyao, mbona mimi wanasema siweziongea na nina macho naona na masikio naskia?" ~ Uhuru Kenyatta

"Mkae pamoja kama Wakenya, msikubali kugawanyishwa kwa ukabila kam vile wengine wangependa." ~ Uhuru

"Hii ni county ya Baba, na Baba alikuwa rafiki yangu!"~Jimi Wanjigi breaths fire in Homa Bay County, leads supporters into one minute of silence to honor the late Raila Odinga.

"Ruto akiulizwa maswali anasema watu hawana akili." ~ Samuel Arama

"The only person who can remove Ruto from the presidential seat is Gachagua."~ Cleophas Malala

"Niliuliza Kasongo ile Ksh150billion aliiba alipeleka wapi na mpaka saa hizi hajanijibu, ameshikana na John Mbadi ambaye alikuwa rafiki yangu kuiba pesa za wakenya!"~Jimi Wanjigi destroys Ruto in Homa Bay, Gladys Wanga's stronghold

'Nyinyi watu wa Nyaribari chache mnachagua mhindi, ama ni kwa sababu anawapanga laini akiwapea Ksh. 1000?" ~ Samuel Arama

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"Mimi hakuna kiti yeyote natafuta. Nina haki ya kusimama na kutetea chama changu."~ Uhuru Kenyatta

"Hii county ya Homa Bay ilikuwa ni ya mashujaa kama Tom Mboya na Otieno Kajwang, saa hii imekuwa ya wasaliti kama Gladys Wanga na John Mbadi!"~Jimi Wanjigi

"Anakuja na porojo ya Singapore na wakati wa Canaan alikuwa mamba!"~Jimi Wanjigi lectures Ruto in Homa Bay, his bedroom.

"We must remain vigilant as President Ruto’s recent remarks about sending those who disturb him home reveal a chilling disregard for democratic dissent."~Orengo

"To those who believe in the Linda Mwananchi vision, the time for sitting on the fence has ended. We salute Ruth Odinga for speaking our language and stand in firm solidarity with Millie Mabona."~Orengo

"The fire of liberation is spreading from our upcoming rally in Meru County to a future homecoming in Siaya County where we will speak directly to our people."~Orengo

"It’s a bitter irony to see local leaders endorsing outside candidates for the Deputy Presidency while overlooking the undisputed presidential material within Luo Nyanza."~Orengo takes a swipe at Gladys Wanga for endorsing Hassan Joho as Ruto's runningmate in 2027

Millicent Omanga fired as a member of the Board of Directors of Kenya Shipyards Limited, weeks after ditching Ruto's UDA

"The Nyayo era is back again, now you have to kneel before the president to get development!"~Amemba Magufuli

"They have killed Dr. Job Obwaka. Huyu alipewa sumu"~Amemba Magufuli