do not read any of the acotar series in a public place

"im moody as fuck im tudey as fuck"

jumper by third eye blind came out the year i was born.....i guess that makes sense

"its like a monkey fucking a football around here sometimes" sir???????!!

"you look tan for you!" i have been humbled

"is that Makin McCravins?"

if i see one more post of someone comparing trump to Jesus and biden to hitler i think i will actually go insane LIKE WHAT ??????

to my bestie i made years ago from the uk, hope ur doing well ben (benjo) - you probably were not who u said u were but yknow thats kik innit

being sick is constantly having to sneeze but only getting the release once a day and thats the torture of it

finally watched hamilton, my life will never be the same

teaching your brain new patterns for your mental health is so difficult

nobody talking about how good laughing cow cheese is

telling a bartenders and/or manager that they are short staffed does not make them any less short staffed. i guarantee they dont like it either 😁

i literally don't know what to do with myself i can't believe it

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kendrick winning two grammys for his diss track at drake is iconic

why yall gotta make everything so serious 😭