Doinking a field goal into the post should be 4pts, what a rush that would be

Fellas, is it gay to shop for locally grown produce?

B-E-A-UUUUtiful news

Sometimes I think about all those kids back in elementary school that used to put their whole mouth over the drinking fountain. Wonder how life’s treating them

We’re so fucking back!

I wonder how regular ants feel about flying ants… if there were only some humans that could fly and I was just a normal walking one I’d be so pissed

Why the f does Meijer not exist in the south. This is an absurd discovery

Christmas came early

New hobby: Sitting at the bar eavesdropping on first dates. Wish I could send a follow up email with my notes

The daily subtle nod to the only other person in the whole gym with wired headphones is such a beautiful moment

Using plates is so 2024

Beaches and lakes should have dedicated sunscreen spray zones so I can locate myself far far away from them. So sick of sitting in unsolicited spray clouds

Big strides!

Well excuuuuse me for trying to do the whole Sunday crossword without cheating

I’d rather roll around in someone’s sweat than have to sit in all this disinfectant people feel the need to douse everything with at the gym. I am SICK of it

Again and again and again

CHARLIE KIRK SHOULD NOT DIE FOR HAVING A PEACEFUL DIALOGUE WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREES WITH

FUMBLE! SWIFT! MOODY! BEARS! WWWWWW

LFGGGG 😤😤😤

Huge news!! We love to see it!