Mick Gonzales (@lieut_sprinkle) 's Twitter Profile
Mick Gonzales

@lieut_sprinkle

From yeehaw to yee-nah in 30 seconds or it’s free

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calendar_today03-08-2020 18:13:27

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soup girl (@jasminericegirl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

boy math is telling a girl you've been seeing for 6 months that you're not ready for commitment and don't want a relationship and then wanting to have raw sex with her

Kendall Brown (@kendallybrown) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I keep seeing articles about a woman suing Disney after getting a “wedgie” on a water slide. To be clear: the woman was injured so badly that her intestines protruded through her abdominal wall & blood gushed out of her. Disney is trying to downplay her VERY SERIOUS injuries.

I keep seeing articles about a woman suing Disney after getting a “wedgie” on a water slide.

To be clear: the woman was injured so badly that her intestines protruded through her abdominal wall & blood gushed out of her.

Disney is trying to downplay her VERY SERIOUS injuries.
“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE (@megantheevalium) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i had to file a police report against him the following day because he spammed me with over 60 calls, texts and voicemails and threatened to kill me

amber heard archive  🇵🇸 (@heardsstan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Boy George: in 2007, he kidnapped a man, handcuffed him to the radiator and beat him with a metal chain. He was convicted of assault and false imprisonment, but only served 4 out of the 15 months he was sentenced to.

Boy George: in 2007, he kidnapped a man, handcuffed him to the radiator and beat him with a metal chain. He was convicted of assault and false imprisonment, but only served 4 out of the 15 months he was sentenced to.
Alex Miller (@a_miller2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

OBGYN: are you on birth control? Me: no Her: are you trying to get pregnant? Me: no Her: *stares at me* but you’re not on birth control? Me: *stares right back* think harder