Meeting SHAQ is on the bucket list for sure

Boy math is needing 15 attempts to count the votes correctly to become Speaker and then shutting down the government 9 months later

boy math is telling a girl you've been seeing for 6 months that you're not ready for commitment and don't want a relationship and then wanting to have raw sex with her

I keep seeing articles about a woman suing Disney after getting a “wedgie” on a water slide. To be clear: the woman was injured so badly that her intestines protruded through her abdominal wall & blood gushed out of her. Disney is trying to downplay her VERY SERIOUS injuries.

i had to file a police report against him the following day because he spammed me with over 60 calls, texts and voicemails and threatened to kill me

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He doesn’t know it but I love John Goodman

SHORESY SEASON TWOOOOOOOO

Boy George: in 2007, he kidnapped a man, handcuffed him to the radiator and beat him with a metal chain. He was convicted of assault and false imprisonment, but only served 4 out of the 15 months he was sentenced to.

people so mad in the comment section of this tiktok but shes so real for this

Been playing that Kim Kardashian Hollywood game since it came out 😬 lowkey bummed it’s ending

OBGYN: are you on birth control? Me: no Her: are you trying to get pregnant? Me: no Her: *stares at me* but you’re not on birth control? Me: *stares right back* think harder

AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 She's not the AH.

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sasha colby introducing chappell roan has me in tears.

NEW SAMMY RAE AND THE FRIENDS ALBUM LETS GOOOO Sammy Rae & the Friends WE ARE JAMMING

Note to self: never let anyone stay in ur house no matter how sad the story is