I might not text you first, but that doesn't mean im not dying to talk to you.

V-neck shirts have a slimming effect.

Self-praise no praise unless, of course, it is on Facebook.

why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends

The more layers the better.

Don't hold my hand if you aren't willing to take everything that comes with it.

Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

This guy on the subway has piercings on both sides of his neck. Mary Shelley would be so proud of her modern influence.

the amount of people i would marry without a seconds hesitation is quite worrying

Elephants do not beat each other. ~Ethiopian Proverb

All people aged ?51 years, African Americans &amp people with diabetes, hypertension or chronic kidney disease should go low on sodium

Running right into the flame rather than running away!

*sits in towel after showering for 6 hours*

Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.

Someday I will be strong enough to lift not one but both of us. - B.O.B ft. Taylor Swift

does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that

Make strength training an integral part of your workout. It helps increase your metabolic rate and burn calories even when you're sleeping.

If you love food, check look at my last tweet&gt&gt&gt&gt

i may act like i'm sassy but if you're mean to me there is a 900% chance i'll cry

People want the truth... But don't wanna be honest.