sick of people telling me to eat just cos I’m skinny, ‘get a kebab down ya’ ahhhh yes, not like av eaten 193757291010 of them before or owt🙂🙂🙂 fuck off

Life is good🥰

me: we don’t have that customer: can you check in the back me: sure me in the back room:

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When you hear the chinese takeaway knock at your door

Saw this on Facebook and without sounding like a Facebook maw, feel like it had to be shared. Quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Can’t wait to get away with Jack☀️🐳

Cancer 0 - 1 Grandpa Bill ❤️ Well done gramps! 🙌🏻❤️

What did you think of that Kenneth 😭😭😭😭 decked

Just seen this on Facebook and I kid you not I’ve been in tears for about 5 mins like I can’t breathe bruv

The media: “CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC IS GETTING WORSE EVERYONE PLS WASH UR HANDS AND QUARANTINE URSELVES DON’T MOVE WE’RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE END“ Millennials on our way to the airport cuz flight prices dropped:

Somebody come get errrrrr she dancinnnn like a streeeeperrrr

me to the coronavirus: x.com/_poppyl/status…

Friend: “How’s social isolation going?” Me: “I’m actually getting a lot done” Friend: “How many naps have you taken today?” Me:

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Enjoy this thread of some of the funniest TikToks that I could find

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