On this day 22 years ago, a bunch of weirdos in Denton, including our buddy Rick, held a high concept garage sale where all the prices were determined by mysterious masked figure. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.

philly right now is like paris in the 1920s.

angrily searching “gannon” on twitter to make myself feel ok

Phillies, Union, and Eagles losing in the championship in a span of a few months is doing irreparable damage to the chemical makeup of my brain

luxurious life 2: jfk boogaloo

Himmy Butler.

Grimmy Butler.

Love this team

I’ve gone full insufferable

serious question: how do people not from Philly consume sports? Do they enjoy themselves?

taylor swift dating matty healy is hannah arendt dating martin heidegger (also MH) for people whose Lacan getting expelled from the IPA is tati westbrook’s “breaking my silence” video

Evanescence enjoy some Donkey Konga during the Nintendo Fusion Tour (2003)

this is some Backyard Baseball 2000 shit

Everyone complaining about a band being in a Taco Bell commercial isn't old enough to remember when Scion was putting on powerviolence and grind shows in 2010

Btw. R5 has done thousands and thousands of shows since the 90s and has never taken $1 of a band's merch money and never will :)

jewish new year, jewish new me

It's as true when people go after Jews as it is for this bigot who murdered a Muslim boy: the conflicts are just an excuse for bigots to justify violence to themselves. It's incumbent on the rest of us to reject their hateful delusions loudly and publicly.

Phillies lose.