Tom Brady has Mouth Like Asshole. #ravens #theleague

I don't know Wes Welker personally, but I personally hope his head gets squished out his ass by a defensive back.

Bahaha that new england lineman looked like someone stole his oreo.

This is beautiful. Fuck the Patriots!

Flacco is elite when it matters :D Trust number 5 #ravensnation.

Gamejam tomorrow! #GGJ

I like that the plate vest in path of exile is to pieces of metal tied on with rope.

Global Game Jam day 2! (before tea and bacon pancakes)

I like to fart when I need to.

Sooo many energy drinks. My organs hate me.

You wanna see a funny reaction, tell a programmer you need dynamic water physics at 3 am.

Game Jam day 3. Who even pancakes? Fuck it.

I'll be posting a link to our game jam entry once it's available! The game jam was a blast; there is a ton of talent in this city!

globalgamejam.org/2013/dont-stra… You can find the game I made this weekend right here. Try it and check out some of the other awesome entries!. #GGJ13

Some folks slept in my car last night. And took my change. They left a perfectly serviceable hat and gloves.

Even the homeless think my clothes suck.

This is the first time crime has happened to me, if you can call it that. They didn't even poop in there or anything. Door's a bit muddy...

I hope those homeless people didn't fuck in my car.