Sleep deprivation will best us all.

I am both disgusted and obsessed with this concept. Would I eat this? Yes I would. #BaconCheeseBurgerStuffedDoughnut

Choosing to interact with me without reading the extended bio is like walking into oncoming traffic and assuming you won't get hit.

If you don't read the extended bio of yours truly, I'm going to assume you are illiterate.

Gonna be pissed if my #PA left because someone couldn't get their shits right.

And a good evening to you lot still loitering about here.

“I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm -

constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.”

That got me laughing more than it should have.

I couldn't resist.

She got that right.

I'm about to send out a search party for my #PA. h.

I'm a beautiful hearth throb, I know.

I'm going to have to kill someone.

Shout Out to @MalignPurity. Give the lovely woman a follow.

Mr. And Mrs. Clause (I.e. Jared Padalecki and @jensenackles) you are very handsy.

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Always wanted to do that. Just to be a little shit.

#CrossThatOffMyBucketList

What in the fuck happened to this account.