"A warrior needs only one thing aside from a good battle. Sex." Pantheon from League of legends 18+ Lewd Gay Dom pref, but can sub LolRP/MVRP Ships with Chem Completely naked in public half the time (aside from the helmet) Selective and Detailed No "hi" starters ❤&🔁

"You better know who the king of Smash Bros. is. I'm the big bro of the bros." "Any man would respect a combat king properly. Pick a spot you want to worship; I'll allow it for now."

[Wasn't really expecting much activity. Glad to know the Captain still gets some lovin' and attention. If anyone's interested; I got Smash on the Switch. I'd like some people to play it with.]

[Am off, by the way. Got more activity going than anticipated. Feeling a bit regretful that I don't get to spend more time on here right now.]

"Of all men in Smash, I'm sure we all know I smash the best!"

"Of course there's a pit stop to help me fix my car. But where's my personal team? Need some assistance between races and Smash matches, y'know?" #NSFW

Take notes, folks. This is how the captain does it.

He's just sitting in the park with his legs stretched out, eating a mixed pasta salad with beans. Next to him is a smoothie with sloppy writing on it. Avocado, banana, raspberry, peaches. Staying healthy!

//Yes. I am back!

That's how casting goes. The captain wants his turn as well.

Someone with tits like that should really work for Captain Falcon. He wants to sell his own clothing line. Some tank tops would need to be seen on a model. The captain tosses the man his card for a 1-on-1 meeting.

"As long as both get some attention before his next match."

The captain himself was wearing black boots, a jockstrap, and a tie that would end up between those pectorals of his. He was anticipating his (possible) model's arrival to see how well he would perform in the clothes he wants to see him in.

Falcon will take the kid to his ride to teach him the basics of working those gears, because those riding skills will come in handy with the Captain on top.

𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐧

As it appears, the Captain has missed the introduction of many new competitors. About time he starts to introduce himself properly to others. "Show me your moves!"

He hasn't done a thing yet and it already came down to this, huh?