ok fine, I'll say it. "the purpose of a system is what it does" is dumb. that's not what "purpose" means. "purpose" is what it's /meant/ to do, which is sometimes relevant, and useful to contrast against what it /actually/ does.

people are sleeping on how good hayley williams' new album is!! back to back hits!! i promise you!! parachute is a perfect song!!

Can a Gen Zer tell me why people started using “down bad” to mean just bad instead of horny

FOX BOOTH: you can’t just throw sliders every pitch MARINERS PITCHER: [slider] BOOTH: got the batter perfectly set up for the fastball now, definitely MARINERS PITCHER: [slider] BOOTH (through tears): please. that’s enough MARINERS PITCHER: [slider]

The AI-ification of Youtube continues: 2/3 of the information boxes is AI, one of them basically just repeating what was in the original description.

I am fully ready to get hurt by a green baseball team again

Me teaching: it is essential to plan your essay Me writing: the white hot flame of inspiration needs no outline

Trump doing to the White House what the British, Confederates, and Al-Qaeda all tried and failed to do.

What a day to be a fan of Hayley Williams. Donning rose coloured glasses to sing “who knew the hard times were the good ol’ days”. The levels of lore. The Drunk in Love surfbort. The Silver Springs reference. The hideous implications. Miss PARAMOUR?! Amazing I did anything today.

If you're using AI to write essays, something everyone was capable of doing until the day before yesterday, I think less of you as a person. Surrendering your mental abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and you should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

WWI is just aesthetically the coolest time period of all time.

Shut up shut up shut up shut up

Life in prison, no parole

Look I know you gotta hype your movie and all but Wuthering Heights isn’t even a love story to begin with.

Me n who

Every TV ad is like get your family addicted to sports gambling, use AI to lie to your child about losing their toy, defense contractor, we used AI to make a significantly uglier commercial than usual

There are Hungarys everywhere for those with eyes to see

I cri evry tiem

I’ve seen enough: I’m issuing a fatwa on Christopher Nolan