‘Pint with a smile please love’ I will literally throw the whole thing over you, you old git

Am I the naked neighbour? Yes Do I care? No

the student urge to burst into tears at the thought of even opening your laptop to do work because you’re so burnt out

sagittarius & capricorns are like that….. because they usually just get one gift for the holidays & their birthday - instead of two separate gifts.

gorgeous gorgeous girls have a headache everyday

These elf bars are ruining my life man

7 weeks into 2022! #TheWeeklyVenn

we’re actually finished most of us 18-25 year olds run off elf bars, moretti and chicken n rice. Long day.

Pubs with people singing shit on karaoke > Nightclubs

Drinking at 16: eating’s cheating Drinking over 21: if I drink on an empty stomach I will genuinely not live to see another sunrise

Men were sending love letters in the middle of wars and we’re settling for boys that think reassurance is too much effort ? The bar is in hell.

This is the craziest two part tweet ever.

I hate puns. There ain't a pun in the world I would ever shar...

I unfollowed over 1,000 people on Instagram that I dont know that well and I feel much better for it hahahaha

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