come and watch me run this stream with a migraine! hahahahOooOoeeee

PIZZAMEN Sunday 7/21 Marathon fundraiser for SELAH Neighborhood Homeless Coalition Mike Mitchell, libby watson, pizzamen, more 10am PST until the money stops twitch.tv/thehayesman Donate at bit.ly/calilunch

please ruin my sunday by donating to extend this stream until midnight

hearing this song has the same effect on me as picking up a kitten by the scruff of its neck youtube.com/watch?v=7XBJGV…

we have mike mitchell and david roth on the horn right now, we are going til at LEAST 4pm and we have already eaten a reese's pb cup pizza and a marshmallow peeps pizza. you gotta tune in!

breaking: joe biden dropped out of the presidential race because of the sheer power of this stream. he knew he could never create anything like this. watch the stream that ended a presidency twitch.tv/thehayesman

ok leaving everything else aside how the fuck do you go *two months* without commissioning swing state polling, especially after that debate? politico.com/news/2024/07/2…

🫡 RIP to a great one

Horrific, horrific things happening in Israel right now.

✨ And now, for my next trick… ✨ This is the book I was born to write. Growing up with a rare disability, I often felt all alone in the world—until I found the sideshow and the disabled performers who brought it to life. I can’t wait to share their stories—and mine—with you.

this was really fun! we are sooooo crazy!

really regret not registering at the Oxo website when i got married