I'm on the road and neither myself (host) nor the headliner know when the show starts. We are both too embarrassed to ask.

Pretty sure I just saw Rob Van Dam at the airport and in the event that I didn't, I did.

I will never ever buy another Hyundai Canada vehicle. I suggest you don't either. The engines crap out at warrantee and Canadian parts and service are there to service them, NOT you. Can't wait to be a part of your NEXT class action lawsuit! I'm sure it's only around the corner.

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

Tested positive for Covid at the airport, now I have to live in Canada. Please respect my new citizenship. If you came to my shows in Winnipeg this weekend please get tested. Philly, I’m hoping to make those shows next weekend. If not, blame Trudeau.

George Carlin shares his thoughts on abortion rights.

I honestly think a random simulator could make better predictions than jim Cramer

So to Republicans, a 12 year-old is old enough to be forced to give birth, get married, or shoot an assault rifle, but is too young to say "gay" or see bad words in a book? Do I have that right?

Imagine living in St John's and not having your garbage picked up in Quidi Vidi because of the royal visit... I imagine it's because they're scared of being taken to Robin Hood Bay with the rest of it. #nlpoli #royalvisit

happy jackass 4.5 day to all who observe 🏴‍☠️

I heard there's an opening for people who look like white trash on SNL and I am EXCITED. #SNL #casting #skeets

I present to you the official trailer for the new Beavis and Butthead movie coming to Paramount + on June 23rd. The brand new series will follow shortly after, along with all the old episodes. Paramount+ youtube.com/watch?v=EaHbTn…

Bad day for everyone who’s personality is sopranos

I don't wanna gatekeep #Metallica or anything, but if these young sƃuᴉɥʇ ɹǝƃuɐɹʇs fans start with St Anger I'll be the Nights fuckin' Watch.

Why not?! We're rich, right?

Local Comedian is on the dating apps, or off them, either way, no one likes this bit.

"We have a country of poisoned whales for people" Dave Smith fucking incredible

Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?