The only times I ever hear the word “endowed” are in reference to the size of a man’s genitals or the size of an arts nonprofit’s budget, and I’m just struggling with that fact today

Hey! My WEXT Radio Local 518 Music #Show playlist for Thu 4/8 11pm has great #music by jay (ft. LONE PHONE BOOTH + Laveda) | Taylor Ortiz | State Champs | Simple Sin (Drew Alan Wardle) | liamsinger | Dark Honey PLUS a #2020 live #AtticClassic by @BlottoBand

Now that I’m a dad, can my “dad jokes” just be considered jokes?

um, “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” FIXED IT FOR YOU PAUL

What the fuck kind of name for a cereal is grape nuts?

“Water From the Same Source” by Rachel’s still slaps btw

Do the French have a word for when you’re shopping and already feeling a certain amount of existential angst and then the sound system starts playing Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car”?

MODULAR SYNTHS ARE NOT XMAS PRESENTS THEY ARE 15-YEAR COMMITMENTS

Is Fernet actually good or have I just been trolling myself for the past 2 decades?

Sports

Remember when saying “ok boomer” suddenly became a really big deal and then some boomer wrote an op ed about how it was basically as bad as saying the n word. Did that all happen like six months or five years ago, I have no idea

In retrospect “surfing the web” is a really strange mixture of metaphors

The universal human desire to immediately convince everyone you’re fine after you have fallen down, even if you are very much not fine

Remember when calling someone in another state like cost money

A vegan Italian restaurant called First Do No Parm

Robespierre is actually a pretty sick name

the Weird Al movie is bae