Claude: "This is a SIGNIFICANT refactor. This will take several weeks from start to finish." Also Claude: "I've completed the refactor in 29m 22s."

>doesn't take the vaccine >takes chinese peptides ordered from the dark web

when your friends meet your clawdbot

If I'm squaring up with an old husky man and he hits a jump kick on me I am also absolutely just going for the handshake diplomacy check, that guy is gonna beat the brakes off me

911? We'd like to report a murder.

startup idea: we sell hand made artisanal code

Reviewing Claude Code output before pushing directly to prod

This morning, my agents filed 192 million lawsuits against every company in the world. 0.1% of the companies settled for $1000. I was up $200 million. By the afternoon, their agents countersued and my agent settled for $2000 each. I am now bankrupt.

my favorite scene from Silicon Valley

gonna be hard to top this one though

Citadel Securities published this graph showing a strange phenomenon. Job postings for software engineers are actually seeing a massive spike. Classic example of the Jevons paradox. When AI makes coding cheaper, companies actually may need a lot more software engineers, not

YouTuber Tom Scott is returning to weekly uploads after a two-year hiatus His new series will debut on Nebula before being uploaded to YouTube

> been paying $200/month for cloud AI APIs > laptop: M2 MacBook, 16GB RAM > tried running models locally, garbage quality after 4K tokens > read this TurboQuant breakdown on Tuesday > applied 3-bit KV cache compression > same MacBook now runs 100K token conversations > quality:

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

Guy who fucks up and takes pesticides instead of peptides

When I spend 1M tokens and the <div> still isn't centered

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: In 2021, Ukranian police raided what they thought to be an illegal crypto mining farm. Instead, they found thousands of PlayStation consoles stacked on racks running FIFA 21 on autopilot. They were farming Ultimate Team coins 24 hours a day to sell on

when you work for a crypto project and finally meet the founder

New Anthropic research: Project Deal. We created a marketplace for employees in our San Francisco office, with one big twist. We tasked Claude with buying, selling and negotiating on our colleagues’ behalf.