How does Jeremy swayman go to sleep every night just knowing that he IS that guy. Must be unreal

Is Rihanna the goat? Quite possibly. But one thing I know for sure is that I will always beat David Dempster in a beer for beer face off. Christmas break, Boston, be there.

I think I’m ready for my first kiss

I’m bringing back Gangnam style

Hate it when i make a goofy face for Face ID and it doesn’t work😥

Imagine being pregnant with triplets. That 27 month pregnancy would be brutal

Only three things certain in life. Death, taxes, and bruins OT losses

Get an instant replay on that #purpleboxmac

We gotta normalize posting on instagram with background music

I typically don’t hold grudges. Almost everyone deserves another chance. Except Mobil gas stations. I hate Mobil gas stations

Sorry folks… am I on one right now? 2wo tweets 1ne night. #influencer?

It’s pretty tough to look like a bitch when you’re carrying a duffel bag… BUT I’m pretty sure David Dempster could pull it off

They played over a minute of Donald Trump dancing at the RNC convention tonight before they introduced him and I can’t stop laughing 😂 It’s so cute 😭

This dude's trolling of the DNC is one for the history books 🤣

Can we take green bean casserole off the menu like damn

Gonna thank thank every air line pilot for their service today

Thought DJ Khaled was about to drop a star spangled banner mix #StanleyCup

Not many worse things in life then getting stuck behind a lottery ticket person at the gas station