London due to some disruption on the overground, here are some alt routes to our show at MothClub tonight 🤠

send him on loan to shamrock rovers

yea

You won, Argentina. Enjoy the Semis, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life. You ruined my night completely so you could have the win and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck.

Fake news

YEEESSSSS!!! 🏆 #MUFC || #CarabaoCup

Rishi’s in the mud

The current state of football punditry is laughable. I don’t need you tell me a loss is bad and a win is good. You’re supposed to offer a little more insight. Almost anyone down the pub has more to say.

If you’re cross about being compared to Nazis, then calling for your critics to be silenced & sacked probably isn’t the best way to prove them wrong.

Dictionary definition of starting an argument in an empty room

cba with this place

Police investigate after man seen pulling seagull with lead bbc.in/41tdPdr

lol the hands tho

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