what's worse? a gym check in or a hospital check in?

This aged well

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Hi ScotRail. Any reason why season tickets aren't showing on the app this morning? I couldn't buy one

"Wan n aff"

April Fools was yesterday mate

We used to be a proper country (when you'd get a free mug with your Easter eggs)

150 quid for a pair of New Balance trainers. When I was at school, if you wore NB you got yer baws kicked.

First shite in my new gaff ❤️

Yes

searching for Oasis tickets is going to be either the death of me, my relationship or my bank account

I Believe In Capaldi 👏👏 Collaboration 🤔

Htf have BELARUS managed 22 shots at Hampden 🤣

I think we'll need to get Claudia in to sort this mess out at Celtic. Who do you believe?

Expensive day for music fans...

I listened to Pete Tong mbe Dave Pearce and Jules O'Riordan every weekend as an aspiring DJ. I did ok. Awesome night in Glasgow at Ibiza Classics

Six grand per person to go to the World Cup to watch us be beaten 1-0 by Haiti thanks to a Grant Hanley OG. Sign me up

BREAKING: Morocco have been crowned the Africa Cup of Nations winners following an appeal which overturned Senegal’s victory. Everton have also been deducted 10 points.

Easyjet passengers getting an extra two extra inches - much needed if they're dishing out free Greggs

Troops, can someone tell me why I'm getting ads for £9.20 return from Kilmarnock to Glasgow, but I'm paying £14 from Falkirk. When Edinburgh <> Glasgow is £16.80. Please put my mind at rest about this ongoing situation ScotRail