Last night I had this paid post appear on my news feed touting a secret plan by Dan Andrews to give toddlers gender re-alignment surgery so I had a poke around and the results were equally surprising and not surprising at all.

Starting to think doomscrolling through the fall of civilization is having a negative effect on my mental health

Bro this board game is so fun bro you're gonna love it bro just give me 45 minutes to explain the rules bro please bro no it takes six hours but just trust me bro

got tonight off after working 6 nights in a row and I'm so excited to crack open a beer and experience hitherto unrecorded levels of choice paralysis

This account is not a safe space for transphobes. We protect and celebrate our siblings here, no matter what.

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Chaser stays winning

i got talking to one of australia’s perfect himbos in a bar in south london last night and he said to me “yeah i mean, i’m here for a short time not a long time right!” and i don’t think i’ve ever seen such a confusing misunderstanding of a phrase

They just don't get it...

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