Early bath for me this year! #whammageddon

My highlight of parenting so far. Today, both of my kids (2 & 4) sought me out to give me a big hug and the eldest told me he really loves me. Lovely moment. I do wished they had waited until I wasn't on the toilet but you can't have everything

And the world rejoiced

Glad to hear that Jeremy Renner is OK after going full Brian Harvey. Get well soon

Get in Wednesday

OK so as suspected, this is dreadful. Turning off now. BBC and match of the day needs Gary Lineker.

GET IN! WAWAW #SWFC #EFLPlayOffs

Get in. Championship here we come Sheffield Wednesday

We are up! #WAWAW #swfc #EFLPlayOffs

Dame Jane Dacre A good start would be government acknowledging this graph is a real problem, and actually doing something about it rather than gaslighting a profession & public that things are “fair and reasonable”

My favourite part so far is when Titus Andromedon joined Elton on stage! Set full of absolute bangers so far #glastonburyfestival #Elton

His voice sounds better on this than on anything else so far. Putting in a performance for his friend #Elton #GeorgeMichael60 #Glastonbury

What's the point of HS2 Ltd? If it gets any shorter, it won't even need a bus replacement service. You will be able to walk it... HS2 Parliament Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps

#Partygate is a tough watch. Selfish hypocrites, everyone involved.

#Partygate fining joe public up to £15k and then having BoJo and RiSu pay only a £50 fixed penalty notice is beyond disgusting. The lot of them should be ashamed (but they won't be!)

In recent years, we've had about as many health secretaries as Watford FC have had football managers.

A little Christmas message for the Chorley & Royal Preston family from everyone’s favourite angels, Ellen & Bentley! Please share widely🎄 Sarah Morrison RN Gerry Skailes Imran Devji #HellomynameisAilsa 💙 #hellomynameisAndy Janet Miller #hello I'm Dr Kirsty 🏳️‍🌈 Kirsten Walthall Natalie Beckett Rachel Sansbury

"Vote by post," they said. "It will be convenient," they said. Not when it doesn't turn up!