#saltburn

Keep getting notifications of false accounts with their bio as “MAN FUCK ME” really? Is Twitter goosed?

Pretty much my thoughts for the day.

Dear car insurance companies…….your new quote is nearly double. If you are profiteering off the back of the Ukrainian war or cost of living CRISIS then you should hang your heads in Shame. At least wear a mask like dick Turpin did when he was robbing folk #carinsurance

I think MP’s should get a 35% pay cut and no expenses. RT if you agree.

The struggle is real..

Ooh the media frenzy trying find out who it is so they can destroy everything and everyone around them with their witch hunt ways. Journalism’s dead.

#Dispatch and #ëDispatch vans have been provided to Band of Builders, as part of an all-new partnership with Citroën UK. The vehicles used will help support life-enhancing projects, allowing the charity to increase the number of people it can support. 👉bit.ly/46ITQuQ

Well that’s my house returning to normal when I get home. Secured the tickets for #taylorswift gig next year. Happy house of girls….skint dad. #dadlife

Five hours ago we were told the ambulance would arrive in two to take mum to hospital. Still waiting. Starting to think because she’s terminal it’s not as important. 😡

I see your feet girls.

Is there such a thing as a nice oven chip? Nope…..didn’t think so.

Two weeks in the new house and I’ve had a bill, a final reminder a request for £200 deposit and a threat of pre payment meter from Utility Warehouse. Not even decided who we are going with yet. Not the best way to start a relationship is it.

Share this far and wide……people , especially the zombie magazine fed generation of vanity inflicted tic tic star wannabe’s, need to hear it and calm the fuck down. youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI #life is short. Enjoy it.

Anyone know how long Virgin Media ❤️ websites down for. Trying to order broadband as #sky have badly let me down. End of may we told them we are moving and here we are still no internet. Openreach blame sky. Sky blame openreach. Not my problem. Shambles.

Back home looking after mum as she’s really not good. Need to clear the head so here where I go. #fuckyoucancer

Running into people you ain’t seen for 28 whole long, fuck me , I feel old years. Classic.

So I lost an auntie yesterday who was instrumental in being who I am today and my mum at dinner time today. Broke us an understatement. One for me and one for the lady’s.

I can only hope that some how, somewhere they found EAch other.