Oh. This is the dream job.

women will see this and go “hell yeah”

They are friends

Um barato essa foto do Leão XIV numa pose meio "absolute catholicism"

queria todo final de semana ir em um café experimentar cafés comer bolos croissants sanduíches

a mona aqui no trabalho se fantasiou de lagarta e ficou rastejando enquanto as crianças choravam apavoradas. só queria trabalhar em um ambiente normal.

e eu fui apresentar o baby looney tunes

happy birthday to the silmarillion <3

The future of mankind

Ela prestes a entrar em um clube e ter todos os olhares para ela.

“man i wish i had a chess piece that could move diagonally” the treacherous and nefarious bishop:

yikes. unfollowing him now. was a huge fan of his pizzeria and animatronics. was not aware of what he did to those kids in 1985.

not to be overdramatic but this is a heavy contender for greatest news i’ve ever received in my whole entire life

There is nothing to forgive. He realized his mistake and died protecting those he was in service of. He was a hero.

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄