Jordan Hare Stadium is going to randomly burst into flames one day because of the gaping portal to hell that exists underneath it.

Isaiah Horton saved my life

I fear Lane kiffin is making the biggest mistake of his life

“Tim Tebow is the last QB to beat Alabama in the city of Atlanta” is an absolutely absurd fact, considering how many times they’ve played there

See yall next year

If they're voting on today alone, Alabama is not a playoff team. If they're voting on the whole season ... Nobody else beat 12-1 Georgia. Only one other team beat 10-2 Vanderbilt with possible Heisman winner in Diego Pavia. Nobody else earned the No. 1 seed in the

This game changes nothing for Alabama. They still have a win over the SEC Champs. They have beaten 5 teams in the FPI top 26. Their resume is one of the BEST in the country. The Crimson Tide BELONG in the College Football Playoff!

My biggest concern isn't the playoffs. I'm more concerned that if Simpson comes back Mack & Russell will be gone.

The dirty secret about Ohio State that nobody has talked about is that Indiana is the first actually good football team they have faced this season

2 weeks to get healthy and regroup. Let’s go make a run. See yall in Norman.

Lisa barlow is a horrible person and has no idea

Tua is going to be more and more upset every time he finds out about this.

Ty Simpson has come in for a ton of criticism all season, but Alabama can’t run the ball at all, his offensive line is mediocre, his receivers have lots of drops, he’s taken a ton of hits, but he has still thrown a ton of dimes all year. Warrior back there.

He did it again. For the tenth time in a row. After a shaky start, he changed what needed to be changed and dialed up the pressure. Forced Oklahoma into mistakes and his unit made game changing plays. Hats off to you again, Kane.

Making sure my gate exists before going to get food at the airport

I’m not sure Montauk will survive this #SummerHouse

Proud to announce I am returning as Team Principal for TGR Haas F1 Team! I have mended my relationship with Gene as he finally wants to reach his hands down his pockets and hand me some focking money. I’m excited to re-cement my place in the F1 Team Principal hall of fame!