Someone in the dole queue mentioned twitter today, thought I'd give it a try because I have a lot on my mind since I quit Reading FC

Stick that up your bollox Viktor Orbán 💚🤍🧡

“And so it came to pass. ‘The most damaging pop cultural force in recent British history’ found its way into the hearts and minds of a new generation. From Gallagher Hill to the River Plate, from Croke Park on the banks of the Royal Canal to the City Of Angels, the love, joy,

To all OASIS fans around the world young middle aged old as fuck THANKYOU from the bottom of my heart you absolutely LICKED IT UP TO RAS forever grateful for your ENERGY and BIBLICAL vibes without you were just a good band with you were the BEST BAND ON THE FUCKING PLANET LG x

Conor McGregor is a rapist

That’s a pro clubs character

Mummy pig is a fat bitch with no backs.

Dwyane Wade told Pat Riley not to trade for Allen Iverson after 2006 finals when he found out UD was in the deal 😳 "I had a 1 on 1 with Riles about it. Riles said he could trade for A.I. and I was like BET, LETS DO IT. I was like 'Im in'. He said 'we're going to have to trade

Cunt of a journey there and back. Then watching a bunch of cunts in between. Happy Christmas

thank you drugs for birthing this song and album

Yes and the game didn’t even happen

Wimbledon owe me an offshore bank account if this is the standard

be in her ear like this

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They’re calling it the most correct take in the history of sports

The time Mick Lynch called the Lab candidate in Islington North "a private health profiteer" & Mandelson told him thats a nasty & disgraceful thing to say & a complete untruth The host then interjects "he's an entrepreneur who's made money in private healthcare" Mick: "Exactly"

Rumour has it Wimbledon aren’t mentioned in the Epstein files

the hornet mascot wandering through the fight scene is sending md

A great philosopher once wrote