When I was a kid, this photo would be on the cover of Time, the Wheaties box, next years Trapper Keeper, lunchboxes, and the bedroom wall of teenagers all over America.

I won’t lie If Joe Biden was slamming beers with the USA hockey team after they won gold I would have loved every second of it lol. If your politics consume you to the point this enrages you you are beyond repair lol.

This is one of the coolest pictures I’ve ever seen

One singular (1) conversation in a hockey locker room would break the brains of Hockey Twitter. Do they think it’s Ted Lasso or something?!

Straight white men did something incredible for America, celebrated like the lads typically do, laughed at a joke the President made, and it's caused liberals to snap right back to their state of nature: Whining, henpecking, and draining every possible ounce of joy from the room

The reason America is America is because we are ALLOWED to differ in opinions, views, and beliefs. These men are playing for their Country and their dreams NOT for your freaky obsessions with them and your weird ideology. Get a grip on life and grow up.

I thought government officials don’t belong in locker rooms?

So today I saw posts wishing career-ending injuries to the Hughes bros, saying Johnny Gaudreau sucked & wouldn’t make the US team, one claiming that JG’s kids were just props and one saying the US team actually hates his kids. A real good day for that section of hockey twitter.

Please fuck off from our sport thanks

Jaccob Slavin helped raised over $1 million to fight child exploitation in the Philippines. He’s involved in countless local community initiatives including anti-trafficking. Not to mention he’s one of the kindest people you’ll ever met. Stay away from my favorite players.

Hate that we have to share a fanbase with people like this

Did you have this same energy when 8 of your countrymen shut down this very same club after the Florida Panthers won the cup? Notably among them was:

Cat “Slavin is a fucking loser” A God fearing family man who has donated millions of dollars to less fortunate. Meanwhile you probably live off of government funding and are fat and ugly. And the worst part, you think you’re a better human than him.

Unapologetic Americans are the future

Jack Hughes leaning in to emphasize to all the weird ass puck bunnies that he doesn’t give a single solitary fuck about your tears is golden

It isn’t a strip club but even if it was, I thought sex work was a proud and noble profession undertaken by bold liberated women who are seizing control of their own bodies and lives. What’s the problem, exactly?

I love seeing all the female fake hockey fans seethe in shock, realizing chad athletes from the backwoods of Michigan aren't the homoerotic social justice warriors they hallucinated them as.

Jerry Brewer

All those lefty queers claiming Team USA’s stock went down because they didn’t shun Trump immediately refuted in New Jersey (the Dem governor got booed).