It's 2017 and I still strongly and heavily fuck with cheesestrings

You look like the biggest fucking asshole if you use your lame ass fucking hover board to get u to class use ur damn feet you fat fuck

"and who Shazam's the Beatles"

drinking with my dad is great because we both have no filter and don't know when to shut the fuck up

My mum never let me fuck with lunchables

If u think sex is overrated you need some serious help

i have no interest

It's sad coming to the realization that no one truly gives a fuck about you at the end of the day, every1s just out to benefit themselves

"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people"

no matter how much I want something I always end up fucking it up somehow

😔😔😔😔😔😔

fuck off with your generic ass horoscope shit, ur Aries ass ain't a "pleasure princess who deserves the most in life" ur just dumb with wifi

Can I just go fuckin back in time where I did weird shit like collect hamtaro toys and play habbo hotel and kill my sims family all day???

Can everyone stop fucking referring to themselves as snacks now?? If ur a fucking snack I'm refusing to eat

Somewhere overthinking

feelin deadly

happy saturday to everyone except for white ppl who call their dogs their children

Nothing says I'm white as fuck like posing next to some big ass metallic balloons on your birthday

trapped