Gen Z prefers William Jennings Bryan to sex.

"why didn't we learn how to rotate poptarts in school" bitch we did but you were doing nutella tricks

do NOT talk like that to the queen

This is how i feel about this

free all the Black people who are indicted on fallacious weed charges

I can't be normal aboht having bpd i gotta say "woodrow wilson speechbubble" everytime I complain about it

projecting my allergies onto Woodrow Wilson

Ive been having a clarity moment this past 30 minutes. Im going to be so honest with you all I just Say Shit half the time

Al gore is so Rectangular.

WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY DAWG

my poppy bush is arguing wit people online

THE COIN CAN LAND ON ITS EDGE??????

>_<

MY HARDING MII IS LOOKING DEAD AT ME FROM A DISTANCE AND I DONT LIKE IT

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

Lets Relax....

No its ok driving is inherently evil. Never be ashamed of not knowing how to control the foul beasts we call "cars"